Tuesday Tea Tasting
It's quick and strong (the attributes of any winning racehorse) and comes packaged in colourful stripes that would look great as jockey's silks.
The tea leaves are cut a bit finer to infuse faster, so if you want to make a quick cuppa, but still avoid teabags then this is perfect, and great with a dash of milk.
There are no race horses named Speedy Breakfast (Speedy Boarding, Bush Breakfast, and Tea For Two were the closet I could find) but this fast, strong brew will ensure you're first past the post, every morning.
Tea tip: Perfect with a (Sea)biscuit ;)